Can I order a custom cake from you?

I do not have the means to personally take on orders for cakes. However, if you’re in the Virginia area, you can place an order through my job Sweet Fix by filling out the inquiry form and requesting me by name!

Can I order any type of pastries from you?

Depending on my schedule, I’m sometimes able to make exceptions and ship custom cookies and wedding toppers (within the US). Please email me or fill out my contact form for availability!

Can you draw me for free?

No.

How much do you charge for illustration commissions?

It depends on the the difficulty and intricacy of the design, but designs typically START at $50. A full-body illustration will cost more than just a head or a bust. If you give me more freedom with a design and let me run with it, it’ll be cheaper and less stressful all around.

If you plan on using my design on items you intend to sell, I WILL charge you a higher fee in lieu of taking a percentage of the profit per sale.

Can you make pins for me?

I don’t physically produce pins, but I can absolutely mock up a pin design for you. If you’re unfamiliar with the process, I can even act as the middleman and get them made and shipped to you by my manufacturer.

Can I see/smell your feet?

No, and if you have a wife I WILL find her and tell her you asked.