Do you take orders?

At the moment, I do not take customers or cake orders.

Any exceptions?

I may decide to make rare exceptions for Richmond, VA, locals who specifically want a custom wrestling cake for pick-up, in which case my minimum price is $500. (I do not make generic round birthday cakes.) Feel free to shoot your shot to see if we can work something out.

Do you do brand collaborations?

Yes! I’m always looking to collaborate with brands (particularly cake-cutting videos used for social media content).
Please email me with any ideas you have!

Can you ship cakes?

No. I do not trust any shipping service to deliver your cake in one piece.
In the rare case that I do take an order, it would have to be picked up in Richmond, VA, or otherwise hand-delivered by me. If this is the case, you will have to cover all travel expenses (whether it be flights, gas, tolls, lodging, etc.)

Can you draw me for free?

No.

How much do you charge for illustration commissions?

My designs START at $50, and can go up from there depending on how intricate and time-consuming the design may be. A full-body illustration will cost more than just a head or a bust. If you give me more freedom with a design and let me run with it, it’ll be cheaper and less stressful all around.

If you plan on using my design on items you intend to sell, I WILL charge you a higher fee in lieu of taking a percentage of the profit per sale.

Can you make pins for me?

I don’t physically produce pins, but I can absolutely mock up a pin design for you. If you’re unfamiliar with the process, I can even act as the middleman and get them made and shipped to you by my manufacturer.

Can I see/smell your feet?

No, and if you have a wife I WILL find her and tell her you asked.